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Birthday Madness

Last month Tom had his birthday....
His wife didn't wish him happy birthday when he woke up....
His parents seemingly forgot and so did the kids....
He went to work....
Even his colleagues didn't wish him.... As he entered his cabin his secretary said,"Happy Birthday Boss".... he felt so special.... She asked him out to lunch.... After lunch, she invited him to her apartment...
 They went there....With a beaming smile She said,"Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute ?"
"OKAY",he said...
She came out 5mins later with a cake and his Wife,,His Parents,,His Kids,,His Friends & His Colleagues... All Screaming,,SURPRISE!.... And he was waiting on the sofa............. NAKED!

It's That Bad

Just Messi Alone