Interesting Facts About Women

1. A woman is such a school you'll never graduate from.
2. A woman is not like 'dettol advert', if you don't take care of her...others will.
3. Your wedding certificate with her is not a"driving license"; its just a"learners permit"!
4. It takes time for a woman to trust a man, its hard to change when she does, but if you mess it up, you might just forget it.
5. She can be a very bitter pill, and a very sweet angel, it all lies in your approach.
6. A woman hardly forget things; she remembers hurts more, avoid making her hurt.
7. A woman can be highly secretive..most times when they prove hard to men, they go to their closet and friends to cry!
8. All Women 'loves' to be begged. They love it more than they love men often!
9. When a woman is angry, over half of what she says- she doesn't mean them..
10. The most difficult time for a woman is when she is away from the man she loves.
What do you think? Share your thoughts on these facts....

Funny and Effective Security Tips For You

1) What should a woman do if she finds herself alone in d company of a strange male as she prepares to enter a lift in a high-rise apartment late @ night?
Experts Say: Enter the lift. If you need to reach the 13th floor, press all the buttons up to your destination. No one will attack you in a lift that stops on every floor.
2) What to do if a stranger tries to attack you when you are alone in your house, run into the kitchen.
Experts Say: You alone know where the chili powder and turmeric are kept.And where the knives and plates are. All these can be turned into deadly weapons. If nothing else, start throwing plates and utensils all over.
Let them break. Scream. Remember that noise is the greatest enemy of a molester. He does not want to be caught.
3} Taking a Taxi at Night.
Experts Say: Before getting into any vehicle at night, note its registration number. Then call your family or friend & pass on the details to them in the language the driver understands. Even if no one answers your call, pretend you are in a conversation. The

Selective Hearing

Women talk too much. That's why men have developed a superpower called SELECTIVE HEARING.


EXAMPLE:
When a woman says: "This house is a mess, Sweetie You and I need to clean this, Your stuff is all on the floor, You will be without clothes
If u don't wash them NOW."

Men only hear: "bla, bla, bla, HONEY YOU AND I, bla, bla, bla bla, bla, bla, ON THE FLOOR bla, bla, bla, WITHOUT CLOTHES
bla, bla, bla, NOW!

The Witty Doggy

A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with... menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones
next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that was some good lion meat!". The lion abruptly stops and says
"woah! This guy seems tougher than he looks, I better leave while I can". Over by the tree top, a monkey
witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes that he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together".
So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what happened and starts to panic even more. He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago..