There was a magician on a cruise ship, and he was really good.
He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, "It's in his sleeve!"The magician chased the bird away.
The next day the magician was performing his highlight again (in front of a smaller audience) when the parrot walked onstage and declared, "It's in his pocket!"
The next day, as he was performing the highlight, he saw the parrot in the crowd. But before the parrot could
