The Missed Call of Nature

6 Most Awkward Moments Married Couples Face!!!

If you think marriage is all about those beautiful romantic moments, you need a reality check! Married life is a kaleidoscope of moments, some romantic and some embarrassing and awkward. But yes, it is these 'Oops!' moments that add the much needed spice to a marriage. Years down the line, these moments will make you burst into laughter. After all, the kind of bond you build with your spouse largely depends on moments that are less than perfect.

If you are already married, you will relate to this list. In case you are not, there are some moments that you might want to avert! So, take a look:

1. Awkward kiss
The awkward kiss tops the list, and is experienced by almost everyone who is married. The awkward moment when you are about to kiss your partner, she/he suddenly moves and you plant the kiss on the nose instead. There are so many variations to the moment; each of you might have experienced some version of it sometime or other.

2. Loud fart
Oops! Another very common awkward moment is when you fart really loud. It just gets more embarrassing when you are in a more intimate position with your spouse, especially in the beginning stages of your marriage. However, as you continue living with your spouse, in happiness or despair or those farting moments, such moments don’t seem awkward anymore. Read more after the cut.

[A Must Read] Gbenga Adeyinka's Most Embarassing Moments

I have had two most embarrassing moments. The first one was back then when I was in the university. I was sleeping on the bed with my legs wide open.


I didn’t know my trousers were torn and my ‘Mandela’ was free. My room mates girlfriend knocked and I was feeling too lazy to open the door so I shouted and told her to come in.
She came in with two of her friends, all females. My room mate came in about five minutes later to tell me to ‘park’ well because my ‘Mandela’ was free in the open.
Professionally, I have been embarrassed as well. I had a concert for Star in Ejigbo, Lagos and I drove to Ejigbo in Oyo State and started looking for the venue of the concert only to realise that the event was actually in Lagos!

[PHOTOS] Flowers Shaped Like Manhood Spotted Outside Hotel

Proudly standing to attention, these phallic-shaped plants have been causing smirks and giggles.
The unfortunate topiary was installed in front of the site of a new Premier Inn being constructed in Woking, Surrey.
A reader of the Get Surrey website took the photos of the tall plants next to two ball shapes and said: "It has us all in stitches..."
However, the hilarious horticulture has since been chopped - with the balls removed by a workman.
A hotel chain spokesperson said: "It turns out the plants were actually not part of Premier Inn at all but were owned by the developers, so [they] were not our responsibility and they have now moved them.
"We cannot comment on this as they were not ours."
The new hotel is due to open on October 14.

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20 Best African Stand Up Comedians 2013

A list compiled by popular comedy site Officiallaughs.com listing the top 20 best stand up comedians in Africa, has been released. The cute guy above (left) is apparently the best in Africa, followed by Basketmouth (right). See the top twenty below and tell us if you agree...

1 Trevor Noah (South Africa)
2 Basketmouth (Nigeria)
3 Michael Blackson (Ghana)
4 Riaad Moosa (South Africa)
5 Klint The Drunk (Nigeria)
6 David Kau (South Africa)
7 Daliso Chaponda (Malawi)
8 I Go Dye (Nigeria)
9 Eric Omondi (Kenya)
10 Eddie Kadi (Congo)

See the remaining after the cut.......

A Must Do: Try this Personality Test

Select a shape below that appeals to you the most and then scroll down to read about your personality.

Read more after the cut below

One Last Drink

 

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, Tattooed biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, with his fist in my face.
As I burst into tears the biker says, "Come on, man," "I didn't think you'd CRY, dude I was just messing with ya"

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. Everything has gone wrong, I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!

Akward Angle

[A Must Read] Very Funny Misunderstanding

A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus.

When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.

She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.

She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more.

She filed a court case on him. In the court the man's defence was :-

When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant.

She sat under an advertisement, which read "Coming Soon - The unknown boon"..

I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving advertisement, which read :-"William's stick did the trick"..

Then I could not control myself any longer, when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read

Warning For Grandma