Naked Chicks

Haha! ARE YOU STILL LOOKING FOR THE NAKED CHICKS? YOU GOT THEM RIGHT HERE. GET USED TO THE PRANK

Oh! Not That Mouse

Divert Your Course Now

    Radio conversation released 10th October 1995 by the Chief of Naval Operations
:
    Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

    Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

    Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

    Canadians: No, I say again: divert YOUR course.

    Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ENTERPRISE, A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW.

    Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

That's Why He's Iron Man

Damn! Women

Silly Things People Said In Court

Q: What is your date of birth?
 A: July fifteenth.
 Q: What year?
 A: Every year.

 Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
 A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

 Q: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all?
 A: Yes.
 Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
 A: I forget.
 Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

 Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
 A: Oral. (CLICK HERE TO READ MORE)

Follow Your Dreams

Siblings

Everybody Knows Bubba

    Bubba was bragging to his boss one day. "I," he said, "know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know 'em." "Yeah, right," replied his boss, dubious. "No, no," responded Bubba, adamant, "Name someone."
    "OK," said his boss. "Tom Cruise." "Sure," replies Bubba. "Tom and I are old friends, we've known each other for years." "Prove it," answers his boss. So they fly out to Hollywood, knock on Tom Cruise's door and, sure enough, Tom Cruise opens the door and says: "Hey Bubba, great to see you! You and your friend, come in, join me for lunch!"

    Although rather full after lunch, Bubba's boss is still sceptical. "Your knowing Tom Cruise," he says to Bubba afterwards, "was just lucky." "Fine, then," retorts Bubba. "Name someone else."

    "Fine, then," says the boss. "Barack Obama." "Sure," goes Bubba, "me and Barack go way back." "Prove it," says his boss. So they fly out to Washington and knock on the White House door and when Barack Obama opens it he says, "Bubba, great to see you.

Fashion Revolution

The Penguins

    A man riding on the highway with six penguins in the boot of his car was asked to stop by the cops. "What," asks the officer, "are you doing driving down the freeway with four penguins in the back of your car?" "Just taking 'them for a ride, Officer," the man replies. "Take them to the zoo," says the officer, looking quite upset.

    The next day, the same officer is going down the same freeway when he sees a man with six penguins in the back of his car, only this time the penguins are wearing colourful swim trunks and sunnies.

    Pulling the man over, he realises it's the same man and that the penguins are the same penguins. "Look here," says the officer. "I thought I told you to take them penguins to the zoo!" "I did," replies the man, "and they liked that so much I thought, today, I'd take them to the beach!"