Saturday 2 February 2013

Silly Things People Said In Court

Q: What is your date of birth?
 A: July fifteenth.
 Q: What year?
 A: Every year.

 Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
 A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

 Q: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all?
 A: Yes.
 Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
 A: I forget.
 Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

 Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
 A: Oral. (CLICK HERE TO READ MORE)


 Q: How old is your son-the one living with you?
 A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
 Q: How long has he lived with you?
 A: Forty-five years.

 Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
 A: He said, "where am I Cathy?"
 Q: And why did that upset you?
 A: My name is Susan.

 Q: And where was the location of the accident?
 A: Approximately milepost 499.
 Q: And where is milepost 499?
 A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

 Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
 A: Well I can see pretty well I think.

 Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
 A: After the accident?
 Q: Before the accident.
 A: Sure, I played horn for ten years. I even went to school for it.

 Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult?
 A: We both do.
 Q: Voodoo?
 A: We do.
 Q: You do?
 A: Yes, voodoo.

 Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
 A: Yes.
 Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
 A: Yes sir.
 Q: What did she say?
 A: What disco am I at?

 Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

 Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

 Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

 Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

 Q: Did he kill you?

 Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

 Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

 Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

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