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Saturday 26 January 2013
Sarcastic Answers Versus Stupid Questions
We now present to you the best answers for stupid questions. Feel free to add yours.
1. Someone calls you at 2a.m in the night and asks you "are you sleeping?"
Answer: No, I'm cooking beans for lunch
2. When its raining and someone notices you going out yet they ask: are you going out in this rain??
... Answer: No in the next one
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, they ask: did you just have a bath?
Answer: no, i fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they
1. Someone calls you at 2a.m in the night and asks you "are you sleeping?"Answer: No, I'm cooking beans for lunch
2. When its raining and someone notices you going out yet they ask: are you going out in this rain??
... Answer: No in the next one
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, they ask: did you just have a bath?
Answer: no, i fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they
The Aroused Gorilla
A man and his wife were at the park. As they toured the arena,
they passed in front of a gigantic gorilla. Observing the wife, the large creature started jumping in-around his cage. He jumped up on the bars and,
holding on with one hand, grunted and pounded his chest.
The husband, finding this hilarious, suggested his wife tease the excited primate. The husband suggested she passionately rub her lips, wiggle her buttocks at the gorilla, and play along. She did all that, and the gorilla got even more excited, making loud noises that could revive the departed souls. Then, the husband again suggested that she let one of the straps to her dress fall to reveal a bit more flesh.
She did, and Mr. Gorilla nearly tore the Iron bars down. "Now, lift your dress up to your thighs and sort of fan it at him," says the man. She did that, driving the gorilla absolutely crazy to the point at which he started doing flips.
Then, the husband grabbed his wife, threw open the door to the cage, pushed her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
"Now explain to Him that you have a headache, just the way you do to me in bed", the man muttered. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
The husband, finding this hilarious, suggested his wife tease the excited primate. The husband suggested she passionately rub her lips, wiggle her buttocks at the gorilla, and play along. She did all that, and the gorilla got even more excited, making loud noises that could revive the departed souls. Then, the husband again suggested that she let one of the straps to her dress fall to reveal a bit more flesh.
She did, and Mr. Gorilla nearly tore the Iron bars down. "Now, lift your dress up to your thighs and sort of fan it at him," says the man. She did that, driving the gorilla absolutely crazy to the point at which he started doing flips.
Then, the husband grabbed his wife, threw open the door to the cage, pushed her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
"Now explain to Him that you have a headache, just the way you do to me in bed", the man muttered. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
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