We now present to you the best answers for stupid questions. Feel free to add yours.
1. Someone calls you at 2a.m in the night and asks you "are you sleeping?"
Answer: No, I'm cooking beans for lunch
2. When its raining and someone notices you going out yet they ask: are you going out in this rain??
... Answer: No in the next one
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, they ask: did you just have a bath?
Answer: no, i fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they
ask:going up?
Answer: no, I'm waiting for my office to come down and get me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still ask him: are those flowers?
Answer: no baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees you and asks: what are you doing here?
Answer: I'm here to pay my school fees!
7. When just got home back from an outing and someone asks: are you back?
Answer: No, I'm just about going
8) ..and FOR THE GRAND FINALE!!!
A friend sees you in a shopping mall and asks; what are you doing here.
Answer: Oh! Common! I came to see my lawyer.
1. Someone calls you at 2a.m in the night and asks you "are you sleeping?"Answer: No, I'm cooking beans for lunch
2. When its raining and someone notices you going out yet they ask: are you going out in this rain??
... Answer: No in the next one
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, they ask: did you just have a bath?
Answer: no, i fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they
ask:going up?
Answer: no, I'm waiting for my office to come down and get me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still ask him: are those flowers?
Answer: no baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees you and asks: what are you doing here?
Answer: I'm here to pay my school fees!
7. When just got home back from an outing and someone asks: are you back?
Answer: No, I'm just about going
8) ..and FOR THE GRAND FINALE!!!
A friend sees you in a shopping mall and asks; what are you doing here.
Answer: Oh! Common! I came to see my lawyer.
No comments:
Post a Comment