Proudly standing to attention, these phallic-shaped plants have been causing smirks and giggles.
The unfortunate topiary was installed in front of the site of a new Premier Inn being constructed in Woking, Surrey.
A reader of the Get Surrey website took the photos of the tall plants next to two ball shapes and said: "It has us all in stitches..."
However, the hilarious horticulture has since been chopped - with the balls removed by a workman.
A hotel chain spokesperson said: "It turns out the plants were actually not part of Premier Inn at all but were owned by the developers, so [they] were not our responsibility and they have now moved them.
"We cannot comment on this as they were not ours."
The new hotel is due to open on October 14.
