Friday 12 July 2013

Find the Squirrel: FBI, CIA and NPF on Mission Impossible


The FBI, the CIA and the Nigerian Police were summoned, to see who's the best at handling sophisticated situations. They were to be examined by the UN President. A squirrel was released into the forest and they were told to look for it, one after the other. The CIA goes in first. animal informants were strategically positioned in the entire forest. All biological and mineral witnesses were interrogated. Following 2 months of intense search they decided that squirrels no longer exist.

NEXT...The FBI . After 2 weeks with no meaningful leads, they burn down the whole natural habitat, destroying almost everything therein, including the 'wanted squirrel', and they show no sympathy.
Several months passed, FINALLY...the Nigerian Police moves in. They came out after 2 hours with a brutally battered Antelope. The Antelope kept yelling: "Yes! Yes! I'm a squirrel! I'm a squirrel!"

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