1.Sometimes we look down at our watches 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is...
2.Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
3.We totally take back all those times we didn’t want to nap when we were younger.
4.There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5.Was learning cursive really necessary?
6.Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
7.We can’t remember the last time we weren’t at least kind-of tired.
8.Bad decisions make good stories.
9.You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.(CLICK HERE TO READ MORE)
10.We keep some people’s phone numbers in our phones just so we know not to answer when they call.
11.We have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
12.How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
13.That sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
14.The first testicular guard, the “Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
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