The Third Wish

Two grad students and a professor are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first Me first " says the first grad student. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes topless." Poof He's gone.

"Me next Me next " says the second grad student. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other." Poof He's gone.

"You're next," the Genie says to the professor.

The professor says, "I want those guys back in the lab after lunch."