TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are you today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Okay my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you sweet.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: I'm going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again, she must be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I'm good? How your drunkard father?
John: My Papa is cool! What about your ashewo mama?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, Are you at home? I'm coming to charge my phone.
John: Okay! No qualms, bring money let's drink ..
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at times but always a great companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will always have each other's back.
TRUE or FALSE??
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