A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus.When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more.
She filed a court case on him. In the court the man's defence was :-
When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant.
She sat under an advertisement, which read "Coming Soon - The unknown boon"..
I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving advertisement, which read :-"William's stick did the trick"..
Then I could not control myself any longer, when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read
:- "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident"..
The case was dismissed.
The judge fell off his chair laughing
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.
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