One Question...Several Answers...Various Famous People

Simple Question: “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?”


GEORGE W BUSH:

... We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either against us or for us.
There is no middle ground here.

BILL GATES:

I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:

I have a dream... and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

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Special Naija Intelligence

Once upon a time, some Japanese Engineers invented a machine that could effectively catch rogues. They first launched it in their country and it caught 20 thieves in 5 minutes. The whole of Asia endorsed and credited this device. ... So, they decided to move to other parts of the world. They launched it in America and it caught 10 thieves in 6 minutes. In UK, it caught 7 thieves in 3 mins. Then, they decided to come to Africa. They went to South Africa, and the machine caught 5 thieves in 10 mins. They felt the machine should then be globally accepted, but NIGERIANS didn't agree.