The Smartest Dad In The World

Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: No
Dad: She is the daughter of Bill Gates
Son: Alright then

Dad goes to Bill Gates....


Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son
Bill Gates: No
Dad: He's the CEO of World Bank
Bill Gates: Alright then

Dad goes to President of World Bank....

Dad: I want you to make my son the CEO
President: Impossible!
Dad: He's the Son-in-law of Bill Gates
President: Alright. That's wonderful

One Question...Several Answers...Various Famous People

Simple Question: “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?”


GEORGE W BUSH:

... We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either against us or for us.
There is no middle ground here.

BILL GATES:

I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:

I have a dream... and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

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