Real, Weird and Funny: 14 Sensational Facts

1.Sometimes we look down at our watches 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is...
2.Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
3.We totally take back all those times we didn’t want to nap when we were younger.
4.There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5.Was learning cursive really necessary?
6.Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
7.We can’t remember the last time we weren’t at least kind-of tired.
8.Bad decisions make good stories.
9.You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.(CLICK HERE TO READ MORE)

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Things To Keep In Mind When Flying An Airplane

Takeoffs are optional. Landings are mandatory.

If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger, if you pull the stick back they get smaller(unless you keep pulling the stick back -then they get bigger again)

Flying is not dangerous-crashing is dangerous.

It's better to be down here wishing you were up there, than up there wishing you were down here.

The propeller is just a big fan in the front of the plane to keep the pilot cool. Want proof? Make it stop and then watch the pilot break out into a sweat. (CLICK HERE TO READ MORE)

Naked Chicks

Haha! ARE YOU STILL LOOKING FOR THE NAKED CHICKS? YOU GOT THEM RIGHT HERE. GET USED TO THE PRANK

Oh! Not That Mouse

Divert Your Course Now

    Radio conversation released 10th October 1995 by the Chief of Naval Operations
:
    Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

    Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

    Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

    Canadians: No, I say again: divert YOUR course.

    Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ENTERPRISE, A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW.

    Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

That's Why He's Iron Man

Damn! Women

Silly Things People Said In Court

Q: What is your date of birth?
 A: July fifteenth.
 Q: What year?
 A: Every year.

 Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
 A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

 Q: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all?
 A: Yes.
 Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
 A: I forget.
 Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

 Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
 A: Oral. (CLICK HERE TO READ MORE)

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