Selective Hearing

Women talk too much. That's why men have developed a superpower called SELECTIVE HEARING.


EXAMPLE:
When a woman says: "This house is a mess, Sweetie You and I need to clean this, Your stuff is all on the floor, You will be without clothes
If u don't wash them NOW."

Men only hear: "bla, bla, bla, HONEY YOU AND I, bla, bla, bla bla, bla, bla, ON THE FLOOR bla, bla, bla, WITHOUT CLOTHES
bla, bla, bla, NOW!