That One Is Yours....

A man returns home one day and his wife softly whispers to his hearing, 'Sweetheart, I need just $30 to get some good meat.'

'Thirty dollars!... are you insane?', the man shouted. Come to the room, I have something to show you, he said. They move to the room and he stands in front of the mirror, pulls out exactly $30 and says with a smile (pointing to the mirror), 'Dear, the $30 I'm holding is mine, the one in the mirror is yours and you can have that'.

He leaves for work the next day but surprisingly, when he returns home he sees the kitchen table packed full of meat.

He gives his wife a stern look and exclaimed, "Honey, where the hell did you get money to buy these? Again she softly whispers. 'Come to the room, let me show you a secret.'

They hasten to the room, she positions herself in front of the mirror and lifts up her skirt.
'See that one in the mirror? That one is yours but this one belongs to the butcher.