A man riding on the highway with six penguins in the boot of his car was asked to stop by the cops. "What," asks the officer, "are you doing driving down the freeway with four penguins in the back of your car?" "Just taking 'them for a ride, Officer," the man replies. "Take them to the zoo," says the officer, looking quite upset.
The next day, the same officer is going down the same freeway when he sees a man with six penguins in the back of his car, only this time the penguins are wearing colourful swim trunks and sunnies.
Pulling the man over, he realises it's the same man and that the penguins are the same penguins. "Look here," says the officer. "I thought I told you to take them penguins to the zoo!" "I did," replies the man, "and they liked that so much I thought, today, I'd take them to the beach!"
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